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Cult Of Clams --- Secret Ritual!

By an311431@anon.penet.fi
Fri, 21 Jul 1995 18:38:11 UTC

Recently discovered in the Dead-Sea Scrolls is mention of a long-since-passed Cult Of Clams. Only fragments of their dogma and rituals have survived to this day, among them are the following steps from something they called the Oattee Seven Ritual of Purification (suppossed to rid one of crabs and other nasty body-varmits):

  • Find some seaweed or other marine plant-life and communicate with them, one-on-one, until you know that they received your communication.
  • Go to a tidepool and communicate with the creatures you find there. Repeat until the jellyfish return your communication.
The remaining steps are still being translated and will be posted when they become available.

Bob N. Weaver

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