Re: who is woody?

Tequila W (tequilaw@aol.com) wrote: : Who is Woody and exactly how is he intertwined in all this scientology BS

Woody is the devil child of David Miscarriage and Elvis Presely. Woody was tragically squased by a dumpster when he was 9 years old.

In an attempt to pave the way for the restimulation of L. Ron Hubbard's head, Woody's head was hooked up to a top-of-the-line Kaypro computer and a 1400 baud modem. Free of the confines of his body, Woody now interacts directly with the Internet from his vault in the Hollywood hills.

-- == Daniel Davidson == davidson@sfsu.edu ** Don't hit. Clean your mess. **

"Handling truth is a touchy buisness." LRH, The Missing Ingredient. KEYWORDS: Scientology; check; robbery; fraud; religion. (Detroit Free Press abstract on Scientology story)