Woodys Fantastical Fun Page

This has nothing to do with LRH, Scientology, or even Dianetics. Off topic? You Betcha! Low-brow? And How! Ad-hom? Yes Sir! Waste of Bandwidth? How may I serve you, Master! You've been warned.

Here is the plan: I want to create a Woody/LRon WWW fun page. I draw my inspiration from the placemats you find at various pancake establishments throughout the US. I want to create the first INTERACTIVE!!! HYPER-TEXT RICH!!!!JPEG ENCRUSTED!!!!Woody/LRon Placemat of Fun!

Imagine if you will:

Woody Fun Facts! Did you know that Woody enjoys a cult-like following in France? It's true! They call themselves "Le Romantiques de Woody". In French that means "Ha, Ha we love the funny clowns."

HepCat Hide-a-way: This is obvious. HepCat Hide-a-Way would feature the best of Woodys beat-poetry. Dig!

Persecutor, Persecutor
by
Woodrone
Persecutor, Persecutor. Twistin' Distorter Why do you Lie, Why do you Lie....in the shadows of an-NON-imity Square Bigot can't fit into the wholeness that is eLRound. Ha! Persecutor, Persecutor. My word for you today is M O N O R C H I D Persecutor, Persecutor. Expect the Study soon.

Where is Woody? A Waldo rip-off. This one is easier because there is more than one Woody. Bonus points awarded if you spot the elusive Aggy.

LRHs Inventors Corner: This would be a free-form section. Invent a history for yourself, just like LRH did! Put your imagination to the test! Don't hold back!

Snakes and Ladders Help Dilly the Dollar find his way into the hands of David Miscaviage. Start in the space labeled "Wog". The $ symbol moves you up to the next level. Be Careful! If you land on the ? you go back to the start of that level. Enjoy!

Connect the Dots: Can you connect the dots between the CoS and the CoS Fronts?

Word Match: Match a popular Dianetics science-fact with its corresponding Science science-fact. Caution: This one could be a bit tricky.

Well, I think you get the idea. I think I call the page FUN AHOY!

FUN AHOY!,

Stephen Jones