Re: ARS GETS MORE FRANTIC TO HANDLE WOODY

noodle@netcom.com (Rick Sherwood) wrote:

> As time goes by all manner of tactics have been used to handle, > suppress, and get otherwise oppress the communication of Woody.
Uh, noodle, check your syntax. I think you should delete "get otherwise" from the above sentence. The millions of tiny "plonk" noises you are hearing result from people dropping you into their killfiles. Not from people trying to drown you out so you can't be heard. To the best of _my_ knowledge, nobody's yet tried to silence you. For one thing, you're not worth the effort it would require, and for another, the few who have not yet killfiled you find you rather amusing and inventive in your use of the English language...

> Yet, ARS persecutors of religious freedom have failed miserably to
> suppress me. Syntax check again: Insert "in their attempts" between the words "miserably" and "to".

> Light attracts.

Light attracts? What does light attract, Woody? Does it act like a magnet or something?

>Truth is irresitable. It is a magnet.

Oh, my mistake. _Truth_ acts like a magnet. Gee, you're teaching me all _sorts_ of wonderful physics facts here... But what does "irresitable" mean?

> If you can't turn off the light, you hide your head or wear dark glasses.

If I can't turn off the light (say, if the switch is broken) I usually unscrew the light-bulb. Simple enough, I should think.

> If you can't suppress the truth, you avoid it.

Psychiatrists call this "projection", Woody. You are pointing out a fault in your own make-up, and attributing it to others.

> Yet, once in a while you peek from
> behind your dark glasses or open the door to see if truth is still there. Why? Is "Truth" a 200-pound angry Samoan that's gonna beat me up and take my lunch money? Truth is a _concept_, Woody, not an _object_...

> Well both the light and the truth are still there.

Light is not always present. When light is absent, we say it is "dark". A lie results from trying to hide the truth. Even though no matter how much you try to hide or weasel around the truth, it is, indeed, always present. I've noticed the Co$, as an organization, is prone to compulsive lying. So what are you trying to say, exactly?

> Come on guys get honest. Woody

We _are_ honest, Woody. We tell the truth as we see it, based upon logic, testimony, and facts. You really should be honest with _yourself_. Oh. I forgot. You can't be honest with yourself. The "Church" won't let you be. Sorry about that.

Have A Nice Day, and enjoy your rice 'n beans, Woodster...

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Yet another fine posting from Hans Chloride. Member of the Church of the Latter-Day Osteichthyes. A Non-Prophet Orginization.