Re: ARS: AN INQUISITION ON INTERNET

Zane Thomas <zthomas@igc.apc.org> writes: >Noodlebot,
>
>I'm continually amazed by your ability to look even stupider than you
>did in your previous attempt. Are you trying to get in the Guiness
>Book for the longest unbroken chain of foolish posts? Or are you simply
>demonstrating the famous Oatee-Ate powers we've heard soooo much about?
==================================================================== ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ==================================================================== This is not a clam! This is legit! Your help is requested ====================================================================

Woody Shergood is a seven year old boy in Pasadena California who is terminally ill and is not expected to live out life to his fullest. Before Woody passes on, he would like to experience the full experience of being OT. Woody's desire is to be listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the collector of the most OT levels available. Woody can not do this without your help however. Just to get to OT-VIII, Woody would need almost $300,000 US. Woody feels that if everyone reading this would send just ONE dollar wrapped inside a get well card, he would not only be able to reach OT-VIII and beyond, but also claim two entries in the Guiness book (include a business card and he might make three). Besides these benefits, Woody can then stick his toungue out at that brat, David Rhodes, who is always persecuting him and snapping every time he sees him. "I'll distort his schemes!" said Woody from his hospital bed "I don't care if he is broke and had his house reposessed! He is an evil persecutor and deserves what he gets!"

So please, help a poor little child make something out of his life while he still remains of this world... in an envelope include -Get Well Card - $1.00 US - Business Card (optional)

And mail it to the Childrens Marcab Foundation today!

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