The Woodybot Section

Flash! Woody wins Golden Killfile!

Henry reposts the official announcement

scott goehring reacts to Woody's victory in the Golden Killfile-reaction.html

More exciting Woodybot posts

josh@tquest.demon.co.uk stars as the Newbie who Pops Woody

Peter McDermott tells us why he still responds to Woody

Stephen Jones gives us the Woody Fantastical Fun Page. Hours of fun!

The R R M Tweek asks if an alien spin doctor has temporarily inhabited Woody's brain.

abcdefg@primenet.com gives his own evaluation of Woody's efforts to distort the NPR report

UNIXer shows that not reading something isn't censorship

UNIXer@unix.xite.com (UNIXer) offers to send Woody the contents of all 40000 Newsgroups

Hans Chloride asks Woody what light attracts and whether truth is like a magnet.

an282170@anon.penet.fi (Rocky Sherwood) has the perfect Woody satire

bull@ccs1.cc.monash.edu.au shows that Woody was forced to confront his beliefs.

peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott) asks Tom Lasher some pointed questions about his humanity.

sgoehrin@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (scott goehring) tells us all about Woody's posting stats

keith@balrog.dseg.ti.com (Keith A. Schauer) tells us rates for the Key to Life Course that Woody should have taken before posting.

nsp@ten-fwd.airpcs.com (Neal Pendleton) shows us that Tom Lasher [a blatant Woody clone] isn't where he says he is

Woody responds to Heather's hilarious efforts to save Woody (Note: I got Woody's reply at my site, but not Heather's original message).

rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent) engages Woody: Is ARS truly the Lunatic Fringe?

Scientology Communications Techinques, Woody Division: A dialogue. z. q. dANZIG comments on communication techniques rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent) responds

rogue@ccs.neu.edu (R Agent) comments on the odd broken headers created by Woody and other Scientology posters.

Ever wonder about Woody's vocabulary? scott goehring presents Woodywords!, an ordered list of words he uses, in order of frequency. The results may surprise you! Woody later wrote a reply.

Heather asks to see Woody's Dictionary. She follows up with some pointed questions about Bigotry Persecution

Pim van Meurs tells us what we can do to help Woody

Woody promises us some original scientific research, conducted by scientists "reputable in the extreme and vast experience". How can you miss this one?

Ashraf Ghebranious catches Woody practicing sentences Will he master paragraphs next?

Rogue Agent hopes that Woody can be helped with his grammar by taking a Scientology course

ARS KILLED MY BABY: A parody of Woody so good I actually thought it WAS Woody!

Woody applies the "tech"

By request from an188949@anon.penet.fi: Milne can't tell his own bots apart!

Phssthpok the Pak becomes pedantic with Woody about the difference betweeen the Internet and USENET

The R R M Tweek asks for our help in helping Woody add to his collection of OT levels.

Steve A responds to Woody's accusations of ARS Bigotry. Bigotry is Woody's word of the week!

Steve Whitlach Reaches out to Woody in Sympathy. He follows up with another attempt

Steven Jones responds to Woody's Confession, where Woody tells us he is not a Scientologist. Good boy Woody!

The Skeptic One asks some pointed questions about how the Woodybots are trained